Vitruvian Boy
– a novel by Andrew Bone –
Vitruvian Boy, a novel that celebrates science. Copies of the book are available on Amazon, bookshops in Lugano, or directly from Lugano English.
Watch a video of an interview with Andrew Bone about Vitruvian Boy
Readings from Vitruvian Boy by Andrew Bone

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Vitruvian Boy
Syracuse, Sicily
Torn apart by the second of the world wars, series one, the Mediterranean community has been all but reduced to a market opportunity for the multitasking armies of Rome from across the water. Ever ready to pre-emptively defend their trademark, the eagle, the Roman Republicans are determined to use every dirty trick imaginable to engineer a run on the stock of their greatest rival, Carthage.
The little kingdom of Syracuse finds itself fighting cost-effectively for its very survival. Caught in the crossfire, and faced with a 50,000 man trade delegation looming over the horizon, the Syracusans bravely turn their hopes to the genius in their midst, Archimedes, to come up with weapons of mass destruction to protect them.
Into this unlikely scene plops our hero, Sean Seulpierre.
His first act is to immediately discredit Archimedes, the consequences of which could cause ripples of change that leave history in tatters. So it falls to our hero to strike an alliance with the famous scientist and Eurekacologist, as he searches for his lost family and tries to avoid being skinned alive for his troubles.

Greg's Time: Year - 212
Vitruvian Time: Year 1
"Where can I find some copper wiring?"
Archimedes thought for a moment before answering: "Try the lads at Ye Olde Bronze Age metal merchants. They are a little old-fashioned, now that everyone is moving over to the new fad of iron, but they do a good job on order."
"But I need copper, not bronze."
"That's ok. Just ask for bronze wires and say 'hold the tin'."
Sean agrees to help Archimedes build a death ray.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 4, Eureka Arcade]
Vitruvian Boy
Venice, Veneto
Sean finds himself wondering why his digital watch has such an attraction to him, and why the world has grown to venerate it as the Holy Grail.
Pursued by an evil gang of confession-auditors, he and his new guide and sometime portrait roadster, Leonardo da Vinci, travel back to his future home in Lugano, to meet up with such people as the mathematician Luca Pacioli, whose interest in ancient erotic geometry is his bid to counter the new-fangled home entertainment industry (books) and fill mathematics lecture halls with eager young students, hot on the trail of the long-lost divine proportions.
With the Mona Lisa safely framed, things are looking brighter for our hard-pressed hero, until that is Cesare Borgia arrives with his own-brand knowledge cappers - their logo: 'A Trial with a Smile'.
It is time to move on...

Greg's Time: Year 1500
Vitruvian Time: Year 1712
"What about your other farming guides?" continued Geni. "What about 'Know Your Sheep: Baa Coding for the Modern Shepherd'?"
Geni appreciates Leonardo and Luca's line of maths books, which are not selling well.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 6, Model Friends]
Vitruvian Boy
Pisa, Lombardy
A man attracted to issues of gravity is a pretty dangerous dude to be around, as Sean discovers - first falling from an oscillating chandelier in the cathedral of Pisa, and then from the famous leaning tower itself.
Galileo Galilei needs an assistant to help him train for this year's summer cannonball dropping olympics. He has a new theory which he reckons will snatch him the cup. But he hasn't considered the crooked interests of a church gambling syndicate, who also happen to be the judges.
Sean catches up with an old friend from Syracuse, only to lose him again on the tower, before he takes a fall himself.
And where does he land but...

Greg's Time: Year 1589
Vitruvian Time: Year 1801
"To be a scholar you have got to publish papers. And the best papers have got something written on them."
Galileo explains scholarly practice to Sean.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 8, Falling for Science]
Vitruvian Boy
England (bits thereof)
With gravity really getting him down, Sean's arrival in an apple tree is yet another come down.
However, its owner has an idea that might just put him back on track: alchemy...
Together, Sean and Isaac Newton take on the sinister underground world of equations laundering, and end up getting double-crossed by Bro Jacko and Bro JoJo of the infamous Bernoulli family, from Switzerland.
Sean has another encounter with a tower, this time in London, and takes a leap of faith from Olde London Bridge.

Greg's Time: Year 1666
Vitruvian Time: Year 1878
"Fore t'love of Mr Biggy, I am like to swear everie fourthe worde you utter bee Latin!"
"It's all the rayge in Cambridge, Mumsie. They're called Latin quarters."
Isaac Newton explains his researches to his mother, 1666.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 9, Still Falling]
Vitruvian Boy
Alexandria, Piedmonte
Nice town, shame about the bloodshed.
The most frightening awakening he has had yet. Musket and cannonballs everywhere, a beat and section-missing orchestra, and a little conductor, who turns out to be yet another world conqueror. Not another one, sighs Alexandria, which has already had three.
Napoleon has another fate in mind for Sean, as he and Laplace, the mathematician who has a thing for black holes, take him back to his home, in the footsteps of Leonardo. There, they use the Mona Lisa to unlock the secrets of the forbidding haunted house that started all the trouble in the first place.
But something unexpected happens during the Rosicrucian ceremony that follows, and the whole thing starts over again...

Greg's Time: Year 1800
Vitruvian Time: Year 2012
"Perpetually dark it would be. A great big Blob of Dark."
"Come now, Laplace," said Napoleon. "Surely you can zink of a snazzier name zan 'Blub of Dark'?"
"How about 'Black Hole'?" suggested Sean.
"Catchy, but no," Laplace shook his ex-aristocratic head. "It's more of a blob than a hole, but thank you for trying."
Laplace explains his theories of celestial mechanics, 1800.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 13, Marengo Pi]
Vitruvian Boy
Berlin
The Kaiser Wilhelm Institute of Theoretical Physics has been renamed Big Willy's Institute of Theatrical Physics. There Sean meets an unexpected clown, who reveals to him that Laplace was right, and time does have a funny side.
Without his wig and false moustache, Einstein returns to being a mild-mannered Swiss clerk, and sets about solving Sean's dilemma.
The respite is short-lived, however, when Big Willy himself, the Kaiser, working on a tip-off, decides to check up on his circus performers. Sean finds himself being lined up to be shot by firing squad, and under these circumstances, could only hark back to the future...

Greg's Time: Year 1916
Vitruvian Time: Year 2128
"Do you are knowing vhy it ist called zer Nobel Prize? It ist because it ist vorth such much a lot of money, zer vinner falls victim to zer udder 'Relative Effect' - resulting in large numbers of previously unknown relatives spontaneously appearing on zer doorstep. Tso zer vinners must to take avay zer doorbell. Hence zer nickname 'No-Bell Prize'."
Einstein explains to Sean the origin of the award for cleverness beyond all recommended social decency.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 17, Who's relative now?]
Vitruvian Boy
The Future.... in all of us
Sean is not sure he has been saved from certain death - this could be the famous mythical place where all time travellers go when they have lost their return ticket.
But here he starts to piece it all together, with the help of the most unexpected of all the scientists he could have met, and he has an idea that might just return everything to normal, whatever that is.
The only problem is that Sean has to break a golden rule to do it - he has to disregard the Time Paradox Failsafe...

Greg's Time: Year 4232
Vitruvian Time: Year 2222
"Please tell me ..."
"What the photonic splut is going on?"
"'Photonic splut'?!" exclaimed Sean.
"Yes, I know," replied the robot. "Universal deflation has taken its toll on a once thriving expletive industry."
Sean encounters an unlikely ally in the future.
[Vitruvian Boy, Chapter 19, This is the Way the World Ends]